Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
Thingysheesh!combob
Poem by Matt Decker
You know the thing? Well here's the thing about the thing...
Madazine : Where The Tough Get Going
Story by Scriptorius
A report on an unusual educational institution.
Madazine : Brexit Bulletin
Story by Scriptorius
An item with which Madazine's editor proves his oldster solidarity.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Madazine : Speed Limit
Story by Scriptorius
Another experiment by Kevin Spout, Yorkshire's own Leonardo da Vinci.
Madazine : Fast Track To Immortality
Story by Scriptorius
An interesting suggestion for increasing longevity.
Madazine : An Introduction To Cricket
Story by Scriptorius
An attempt to explain England's summer game to an American.
The Heartbreakers
Story by Malvius
The story of a father whose downfall comes from his own progeny. Surrealist, absurd, existentialist.
PRESSURE COOKING
Story by Monique
Mothers, daughters, and conflict in the kitchen. How social media was the magic ingredient in healing a rift...
Madazine : Straighten Up, Earthlings
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine from a great distance.
ROACHES ARE A PAIN IN THE NECK
Story by Roberto Perez
IN THIS SHORT STORY, READERS WILL BE MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT A NEW REALITY IN NY. WHEN THEY COME TO A DREAMLAND.
Madazine : Let Battle Commence
Story by Scriptorius
An innovative suggestion for the sporting field.
Madazine : The Lampwick Letters : Number One
Story by Scriptorius
A doctor of literature critiques a paper.
Funny Cats in It
Story by Stethepoet
A humorous social commentary of modern life in the west juxtaposed with a glimpse
of life in the 3rd world.
Madazine : Where The Tough Get Going
Story by Scriptorius
A report on an unusual educational institution.
Madazine : Ruling The Waves
Story by Scriptorius
Another exploit by Yorkshire engineer and inventor, Kevin Spout.
Madazine : Brexit Bulletin
Story by Scriptorius
An item with which Madazine's editor proves his oldster solidarity.
My Time
Story by Robert Thornton
The terrifying recall of my running into Death, and how it wasn't what it was supposed to be
Madazine : Life In The Dark Ages
Story by Scriptorius
An insight into the life of common people during England's Anglo-Saxon period.
Madazine : Bridging The Gaps
Story by Scriptorius
Another experiment by Yorkshire's own Leonardo da Vinci.
Madazine : Customer Relations
Story by Scriptorius
An exchange between a disappointed customer and a shop manager.
Madazine : So You Want To Be A Member Of Parliament
Story by Scriptorius
Political discussion with a difference.
Madazine : No Space in Space
Story by Scriptorius
Yorkshire's own inventor, Kevin Spout, reveals his latest efforts to the astonished public.
Car "Smack"
Story by OregonsIntrepidWritr
A script/short story I wrote in a night for class. Classmates bicker over cars, race for pink slips, comedy.
Super B!
Poem by Matt Decker
Between boroughs and 'burbs, behold this blurb 'bout the letter B - it's truly "superB"!
Madazine : Transport for the High-Minded
Story by Scriptorius
Kevin Spout with his latest invention.
Madazine : The Reference
Story by Scriptorius
I bet you have never seen a reference like this one before.
Madazine : Telling It Like It Is
Story by Scriptorius
A BBC Radio 4 broadcast like there's never been one before.
Madazine : If It Ain’t Broke . . .
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Sir Bertram Utterside, the eminent thinker of our time.
Madazine : Getting Right Down to It
Story by Scriptorius
A startling new project has begun in the north of England. Kevin Spout enters the picture.
Madazine : There It Was, Gone
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who, through reading Madazine, felt inspired to produce a spaceship able to achieve Earth escape velocity with minimum effort.