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Good Luck, Bad Luck
Story by Szino9
About a lucky break we are all waiting for. But is it?
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Madazine : Fourth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, the enterprising space cadet.
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Soft and Hard
Story by Galaxian
Short story joke of a man bumping into a woman.
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Violet Eyes #2
Story by Bitter
The second chapter to my series! I hope you enjoy. BTW I am very far ahead in writing my stories, so in the next hour, I will have Ten of the chapters up, then upload once a week. (I am doing thi
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Watching
Story by jedd
A Tale of Man Scorned

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Is Allen an Alien?
Story by Matt Decker
Two buddies discuss a mysterious and unconventional classmate.
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A Tragic End
Story by StephenG
Darren Tragic, a famous radio presenter, goes missing while climbing Mount Everest. Or does he?
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The Scrambled Anna Graham
Story by Matt Decker
A girl named Anna Graham who loves anagrams? That spells fun!
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A Day in the Exam Hall.
Story by sricham
This a story about a boy in the exam hall writing his 6th grade final exams. Wish him luck .
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Wing Dings N Tide Pods, a Super Bowl Snack.
Story by Fergge
My initial visit to the new state of the art grocery store. What ever happened to food?
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Officer Shmendrick and the Disintegrating Man
Story by Mardav
You might just go to pieces over this story......
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Summers Past
Story by HH
Childhood memories from the family farm.
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The Tale Of Dambo Blankenridge
Story by Dowless
This story is a humorous satire. The tendency is for the most popular appeal remaining with more mature audiences. Read this one at your own risk..
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Driven To Distraction
Story by billyyoutwo1
an arduous motoring holiday is not what it appears to be.
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Tesco's Is Calling
Story by paulrhys50
A young boy on the verge of leaving school has, what he thinks, is an entertaining talk with the local careers officer.
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The Hiding Place
Story by Kimberly Owen
A man is forced to hide from a deadly enemy.
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Good Luck, Bad Luck
Story by Szino9
About a lucky break we are all waiting for. But is it?
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The Statue of Claudio Collomini
Story by CharlesEverest
Amidst the beautiful scenery of 1950s Italy, a young businessman, on the verge of greatness, finally summons the (Dutch) courage to confront his terrible secret.
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A Teacher, His Students & That Missing Connect
Story by Veejay
Unable to remember children's names a teacher has to wriggle out of some tight situations with ingenious ways.
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Spades Versus Hearts
Story by hgwells
Social interaction between neighbours in a block of flats in Brixton. Preconceptions are challenged and noses put out of joint.
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A Fallen Woman
Story by Benartflick
A not too bright husband suspects his wife had numerous affairs. The evidence against her wasn't too credible.
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Petrified
Story by Dogbomb3
A Psychiatrist's encounter with a dangerous patient.
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Chapter 13. Silicone Valley Flat Tire
Story by Cobra
In the 1970's wafer fab plants to make Silicone chips sprang up like mushrooms overnight and were desperate to hire employees. The girl/boy culture was wild.
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The Swallower of Souls
Story by Chris Thompson
In a nursing home, there is a cat who always knows when a guest is about pass on from this world.
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The TASIF Murders
Story by Sachin Varghese
A story about 2 unusual murders in a very unusual engineering college.
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LAMENT of the DISPAIRING SOUL
Poem by alval650
A virtual recluse imagining dark visions and hearing maddening noises finally gets relief from his tortured existence.
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The Calling of the Caviar
This poem type of story has a Shakespearean twist. It's humorous and I hope you find it in your heart to get royalty front seat.
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Shoulder Amazon Lily
Story by Shortmovieclip
She was shy untutored the right man never touched her. He's counting the bad petals love me-love me not. She smelled the begonia.He smiled she brushed him off her shoulder but felt so butterfly free
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FOCUS!
Story by Kat
A mind as it wanders through the day.
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Accepting the Jungle
Story by KilalaKitty
Flash fiction story of a young elementary boy afraid to ask out a classmate. See what happens with the help of his older sister...
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The WeekDays
Story by Kat
A description of the days of the week if they were humans.
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Revenge
Story by EagertoWrite44
A story of children sticking together.
PG
Just a Draft
Story by 🌸Fate
The battle of writing
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Going Away - Chapter 11
An unexpected offer for Louisa...
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FIRST KISS
Story by salpa58
Growing up in the fifties was very different time, and being a teenager was also very different. I actually talked my parents into letting me go on a date, and not an easy task back then. You won't believe what happened.
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Haiku - Selection 1
A selection of my haiku poems...
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The Princess and the Impatient Frog
Story by Sapodilla
“So, Princess. Are you going to kiss me or not?” The Princess snorts like a coffee machine and shrugs.
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Spring
Story by Blackcat
A car accident...
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Kitty CATastrophe
Story by MEME____QUEEN
A story about a Human girl who turns into a cat. Hope ya like it! Rate this please :) ^-^
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Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.
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Facebook faux pas
How modern social media can trip you up if you're not careful..
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The Advice
Some people just WILL NOT listen...
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Lenny, Marcus and Stonehenge
Two friends and the Winter Solstice
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Out
Another micro-fiction tale...
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Inspiration
Another of my micro-fiction stories
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Edited
More micro-fiction
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Are We There Yet?
Another micro-fiction story
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Absurd
A micro-fiction tale
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Noxious
Any dog owner should be able to relate to this story!
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Tardy
An old blusterer complains about younger people...
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Back Alley
Story by djreed7100
walking down alleys
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After the Flood
A different take on the Ark story...
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A Conversation With a Spider
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
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Urban Tumbleweeds
Story by djreed7100
Reasonably fair day to let it go