Funny Short Stories
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Madazine : There It Was, Gone
Story by Scriptorius
A reader's letter from someone who, through reading Madazine, felt inspired to produce a spaceship able to achieve Earth escape velocity with minimum effort.
Parrot is Dead
Story by Galaxian
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
Madazine : Telemarketing
Story by Scriptorius
Trying to sell something to Lord Garthlemmon's residence is a tall order.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
Little Old Lady
Story by Galaxian
A little old lady talks to a defence attorney about uncanny experience....
THE LAST PENNY
Story by Galaxian
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.
Parrot is Dead
Story by Galaxian
And Then The Fight Started
Story by Galaxian
A married man gets into situations... and then the fight started.
Woman's Visit to the Gynecologist
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke story where a woman visit's a gynecologist, who has something more in mind other than a breast examination.
It's Funny Buying Condoms
Story by Galaxian
A man walks out laughing hysterically after buying condoms, but why?
The Unexpected Surrogate Photographer
Story by Galaxian
A photographer is mistaken for a potential surrogate father.
Electricity for Prisoners
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke on what we should do with the forty thousand dollars a year housing cost for each prisoner.
Blonde's Protective Computer Gear
Story by Galaxian
Office mischief when this blonde woman get's 'mistold' how to protect her computer.
Girls of Today
Story by Galaxian
Replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.
Economic Models Explained With Cows
Story by Galaxian
An explanation of 24 economic models with cows.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
The Thoughtful Husband
Story by Galaxian
Which Condom Size?
Story by Galaxian
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says...
Better Than A Flu Shot
Story by Galaxian
Find out how something floating in a glass bowl on top of a Church Organ is better than a Flu Shot!
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Will I see 80?
Story by Galaxian
Hillarious short story about an old person visiting his doctor and asking if he will see 80.
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
Story by Galaxian
A quick funny short story about a farmer's daughters going on dates.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
God Has Great Morning Breath
Story by Author Unknown
Dressing Up As Satan
Story by Author Unknown
Does Everyone Know the Story of the Good Samaritan?
Story by Author Unknown
Christian Math
Story by Author Unknown
Boat Ride
Story by Author Unknown
You Know You're a Mom When....
Story by Author Unknown
Wanna Borrow A Jack
Story by Author Unknown
Ass and the Mule, The
Story by Author Unknown