Funny Short Stories

‘War (conflict) means fighting (contact), and fighting (contact) means killing (inflicting & incurring casualties)’- Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest (politically incorrect male)

What goes through the mind of a dog

Funny joke on what we should do with the forty thousand dollars a year housing cost for each prisoner.

Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.

Growing up in the fifties was very different time, and being a teenager was also very different. I actually talked my parents into letting me go on a date, and not an easy task back then. You won't believe what happened.

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

What happens under the bedsheets?

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this

My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.

If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.