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Seafarer in Distress
Story by mudswimmer
A skilled conman joins a rusty tramp ship in New Zealand and wreaks havoc with the ship and its unsuspecting crew. A true story.
Trying to Sell Magazines in the Ghetto
Story by redrobin62
Anyone remember their nerdy past? You know, those regrettable days when you bought cheerleader Rosie some candy and flowers thinking she'd marry you or calling the school bully "Fathead" because, well, he had a fat head? This story is sort of li
Violet Eyes #14
Story by Bitter
#14!!! Sorry it's a day late....
Also, NO ONE SENT PICTURES FOR THE CHARACTER CONTEST. I'm crushed. Just kidding. I've decided that anyone can send any character suggestions any time, and I might use
Cousin Woodie and the Internet
Story by mudswimmer
Cousin Woodie enjoys lampooning internet forums until the fateful day he tangles with criminal scammers and disappears.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
Little Old Lady
Story by Galaxian
A little old lady talks to a defence attorney about uncanny experience....
THE LAST PENNY
Story by Galaxian
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.
Parrot is Dead
Story by Galaxian
And Then The Fight Started
Story by Galaxian
A married man gets into situations... and then the fight started.
Woman's Visit to the Gynecologist
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke story where a woman visit's a gynecologist, who has something more in mind other than a breast examination.
It's Funny Buying Condoms
Story by Galaxian
A man walks out laughing hysterically after buying condoms, but why?
The Unexpected Surrogate Photographer
Story by Galaxian
A photographer is mistaken for a potential surrogate father.
Electricity for Prisoners
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke on what we should do with the forty thousand dollars a year housing cost for each prisoner.
Blonde's Protective Computer Gear
Story by Galaxian
Office mischief when this blonde woman get's 'mistold' how to protect her computer.
Girls of Today
Story by Galaxian
Replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.
Economic Models Explained With Cows
Story by Galaxian
An explanation of 24 economic models with cows.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
The Thoughtful Husband
Story by Galaxian
Which Condom Size?
Story by Galaxian
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says...
Better Than A Flu Shot
Story by Galaxian
Find out how something floating in a glass bowl on top of a Church Organ is better than a Flu Shot!
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Will I see 80?
Story by Galaxian
Hillarious short story about an old person visiting his doctor and asking if he will see 80.
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
Story by Galaxian
A quick funny short story about a farmer's daughters going on dates.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
God Has Great Morning Breath
Story by Author Unknown
Dressing Up As Satan
Story by Author Unknown
Does Everyone Know the Story of the Good Samaritan?
Story by Author Unknown
Christian Math
Story by Author Unknown
Boat Ride
Story by Author Unknown
You Know You're a Mom When....
Story by Author Unknown
Wanna Borrow A Jack
Story by Author Unknown
Ass and the Mule, The
Story by Author Unknown