Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
ONE NIGHT STANDS
Story by rockstar11
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR.
I’ve had one or two...hundred…and they’ve come in all different
The Quest of High School Girls
Story by resie
Just some short funny mini stories I will be doing about high school boys and girls lives. It's so true that it's funny.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
McGrath's Revenge: A South Seas Melodrama
Story by mudswimmer
The war is over but a rough diamond of a ship's mate is still battling with the British Empire. But why is the Captain of the SS Ocean Flower so reluctant to leave?
How To Dump A Partner
Story by melodyautumn
Cookie chaos!!!!
Story by MooMoo
This is a really random story that makes no sense! Don't even ask about Larry the cucumber >:(
Cousin Woodie and the Internet
Story by mudswimmer
Cousin Woodie enjoys lampooning internet forums until the fateful day he tangles with criminal scammers and disappears.
Fly On The Wall
Story by Lowbeen
A neighbor is concerned about spousal abuse, she is told by her husband to "Be a fly on the wall, and don't get involved."
Fluffy Attacks
Story by Yun-chan_always
What happens when a cat named Fluffy with an odd taste for human faces gets hungry? I'm Yukisn04ever, but I forgot my password and the forgot password button wasn't working, so I made a new account...
One of life's most embarrassing moments times two!
Story by doowopdave
A story of my wife's pregnancies, involving a very embarrassing event that actually happened twice!
What to do in Wal-Mart
Story by dawnlovesu
Funny things to do in Wal-Mart.Worth watching. :D No paticular order.
Last day at school by Giovanni Mosca
Story by rameshzillion
A teacher's last day at school. The school teacher switches over to other profession quitting teaching. His last day remembrances.
Why did you stop the car suddenly?!
Story by azimasri
A funny story about a man who hit other people car at the back.
Two Farts For Yes
Story by cwtiong68
A heart-warming humour only a six weeks old golden labrador retriever can provide.
Satan is Bringing me Little Pieces of Coal this Year.
Story by mowglidowgli
(The most random, mysterious, yummy and TRUE Christmas story EVER!)
3.47
Story by princerighty1
I am taking the result of my End Semester Examination of Matriculation Programme (PSPM 1)
Bless Me
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly is home alone when he realizes he may not be home alone after all.
Melissa's Snake
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly is very afraid of snakes. Read what happens when his wife is attacked by a garden snake in their house.
Tea Time
Story by myevanescentself
Jane is on an adventure: the Queen's tea party. Dimwitted and more or less delusional, she finds her own ways to make this boring event more exciting!
The Seven Day Experiment
Story by OBLIVIAN
One man dares to defy logic and stay awake for one week. Will he make it or break it?
Surviving BOOTcamp - Part 2 of 9 - Arrival/Inprocessing
Story by OBLIVIAN
Travel with Alex Murray (former nerd) as he attempts to attain manhood by going to military bootcamp. Part 2 - Alex begins to realize that this isn't what he signed up for.
Surviving BOOTcamp - Part 1 of 9 - Enlisting
Story by OBLIVIAN
Travel with Alex Murray (former nerd) as he attempts to gain manhood by going through military bootcamp.(Not a real story but this IS what bootcamp is like.)
Aircrew of the Month
Story by Galaxian
How Nut To Drink a YooHoo
Story by DrPhilbilly
Breakfast turn to a traffic violation when Dr. Philbilly goes to work.
Be Gone Disco Demon
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly is on the road when his radio is posessed by Disco music.
The Shower
Story by DrPhilbilly
Wayne Carlan aka Dr. Philbilly writes funny true short stories about life experience with southern homespun humor.
Kung Fu Armadillo
Story by DrPhilbilly
A midnight encounter with an armadillo turns into a kung Fu battle.
Short Circuit
Story by DrPhilbilly
when I was a teenager I was wrestling with my friend, and I was winning. Until his mom got involved.
KABOOM!, By Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Trying to earn some extra cash as a kid goes horribly wrong.
Halloween At WalMart
Story by DrPhilbilly
Minding my own business shopping at WalMart goes horribly wrong.
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
Little Old Lady
Story by Galaxian
A little old lady talks to a defence attorney about uncanny experience....
THE LAST PENNY
Story by Galaxian
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.