Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
Olé! Olé! Olé!
Story by mudswimmer
A souvenir poster advertising a bull fight inspires a childhood ambition to visit the Spanish town one day. The chance presents itself during a package holiday, but things are not quite as expected.
ONE NIGHT STANDS
Story by rockstar11
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR.
I’ve had one or two...hundred…and they’ve come in all different
Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.
Teeth
Story by cardiffstoryweaver
“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know.
The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
A Movie Offer
Story by Milind
Vinod, a yesteryears' movie superstar finds it diffficult to get movie roles. It is funny to read his negotiations with a movie producer to finalize contract for a lead role for him.
The Poodle Man
Story by JPYoung
They know lots of tricks, but they never perform unless they have to...
Interrobang Goes Paris
Story by JPYoung
1. A non-standard punctuation mark (‽) indicating a question expressed in an exclamatory manner
2. Nickname for a person who repeatedly speaks in interrobangs
Tropical Trade Winds to a Honolulu Homicide
Story by JPYoung
When the bullets fly, where the bodies lie, by the bye, you'll find a certain guy...
"Go Time" Chapter 2: RC Cola, DQ and Folsom Creek
Story by Anthony E
Background on coming of age story--chapter 2.
Christmas Eve and Me
Story by Anthony E
Story that blends holiday movie favorites into one plot, far from done, send me suggestions and I will include them.
The Christmas Guard
Story by JPYoung
Your first Christmas away from home is always the most memorable.
Halloween Knight Mares
Poem by KeithLankford
Knight Mares ride quickly
Taking their prey
Never forget
When to sleep you lay
Gardenias from a Halloween Carnival
Story by JPYoung
A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...
WHEN NATURE CALLS, LITERALLY
Story by JamesSprag
I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.
Teeth
Story by cardiffstoryweaver
“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know.
The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.
West of Hong Kong, South of Macau
Story by JPYoung
An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...
Full Moon over Twentynine Palms
Story by JPYoung
Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...
strange weather
Story by LeCat127
There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.
When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Poem by AaronTheRocker
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
The Little Star Called Favorites
Musing by jeancommunicates
He is especially popular and you will agree.
What Happened Again? (Part 5)
Story by Blitzø
Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)"
(Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)
What Happened Again? (Part 2)
Story by Blitzø
Continuing of "What Happened Again"! If you want to see part one it's by Lia_of_Oz
What Happened Again? (Part 1)
Story by Despicable_Moi
Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"
Hanging By a Thread with Lilah
Story by Anthony E
Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.
Friend From the Future
Story by Amin_Ahmed
Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...