Funny Short Stories
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KABOOM!, By Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Trying to earn some extra cash as a kid goes horribly wrong.
The Quest of High School Boys.
Story by resie
Just some short mini funny stories I will be doing about high school boys and girls lives. It's so true that it's funny.
Ships That Pass In The Night
Story by Scriptorius
Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.
Madazine : It’s, You Know, Sort of Tautological
Story by Scriptorius
Letter from a lady who listens to radio broadcasts featuring the chattering classes.
What God made
Story by mgirlrox
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
how to be an ahmazing parent!!
Story by mgirlrox
The stench of cheddar
Story by aranohare
about a polar bear that wants to go to the moon in search of it's cheese
Four Moorings and a Fiasco
Story by mudswimmer
Proud owner of scruffy yacht goes in search of a suitable mooring. Each mooring is a disaster but a useful 'learning experience'; one that is mainly confined to the amount of jargon sailing folk use.
I want to be Captain
Story by mudswimmer
A sailing holiday around the Greek islands gradually turns into a nightmare. Essential reading for those planning a sailing holiday with friends.
Jonjo and the Turf Thieves
Story by mudswimmer
An Irish farmer keeps having his turf stolen but discovers an unusual and effective way to deter the thieves. Based on a true event.
ONE NIGHT STANDS
Story by rockstar11
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR.
I’ve had one or two...hundred…and they’ve come in all different
HOW TO TAME A COUGAR
Story by rockstar11
Cougars are amazing because the have zero expectation. They’ve already dealt with a ton of assholes just like you throughout they’re lonely, asshole filled lives, and now that they’re a little b
Buddy the Rat.
Story by Poet
Actually a story. (:
Rate, Please, Please. PLEASE. haha. Thanks, guuys.
But, it is kinda a poem, yuuh know.
The Fat Controllers: internet surveillance
Story by mudswimmer
Using certain words and phrases in emails could get you into big trouble.
Here are some useful tips on what to avoid,.
Am I stupid?
Story by SimpleJoy
Funny for all ages of a boy being told he is stupid by all family! :)
Princess Tuna and the Big Decision
Story by mudswimmer
Princess Tuna has a big marriage decision to make. A kid's story for adults or an adult story for kids?
New Neighbours at Number 13: An Occasional Diary
Story by mudswimmer
The new neighbours are a complete mystery and make no attempt to communicate with the rest of us. A story with a secret to uncover and a twist at the end.
Olé! Olé! Olé!
Story by mudswimmer
A souvenir poster advertising a bull fight inspires a childhood ambition to visit the Spanish town one day. The chance presents itself during a package holiday, but things are not quite as expected.
Seafarer in Distress
Story by mudswimmer
A skilled conman joins a rusty tramp ship in New Zealand and wreaks havoc with the ship and its unsuspecting crew. A true story.
Victor Ludorum RIP
Story by mudswimmer
Young Victor Ludorum met his death at the school in many sad, violent and implausible ways. But who was Victor Ludorum? Did he ever exist?
McGrath's Revenge: A South Seas Melodrama
Story by mudswimmer
The war is over but a rough diamond of a ship's mate is still battling with the British Empire. But why is the Captain of the SS Ocean Flower so reluctant to leave?
How To Dump A Partner
Story by melodyautumn
Cookie chaos!!!!
Story by MooMoo
This is a really random story that makes no sense! Don't even ask about Larry the cucumber >:(
Cousin Woodie and the Internet
Story by mudswimmer
Cousin Woodie enjoys lampooning internet forums until the fateful day he tangles with criminal scammers and disappears.
Fly On The Wall
Story by Lowbeen
A neighbor is concerned about spousal abuse, she is told by her husband to "Be a fly on the wall, and don't get involved."
Fluffy Attacks
Story by Yun-chan_always
What happens when a cat named Fluffy with an odd taste for human faces gets hungry? I'm Yukisn04ever, but I forgot my password and the forgot password button wasn't working, so I made a new account...
One of life's most embarrassing moments times two!
Story by doowopdave
A story of my wife's pregnancies, involving a very embarrassing event that actually happened twice!
What to do in Wal-Mart
Story by dawnlovesu
Funny things to do in Wal-Mart.Worth watching. :D No paticular order.
Last day at school by Giovanni Mosca
Story by rameshzillion
A teacher's last day at school. The school teacher switches over to other profession quitting teaching. His last day remembrances.
Why did you stop the car suddenly?!
Story by azimasri
A funny story about a man who hit other people car at the back.
Two Farts For Yes
Story by cwtiong68
A heart-warming humour only a six weeks old golden labrador retriever can provide.
Satan is Bringing me Little Pieces of Coal this Year.
Story by mowglidowgli
(The most random, mysterious, yummy and TRUE Christmas story EVER!)
3.47
Story by princerighty1
I am taking the result of my End Semester Examination of Matriculation Programme (PSPM 1)
Bless Me
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly is home alone when he realizes he may not be home alone after all.
Melissa's Snake
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly is very afraid of snakes. Read what happens when his wife is attacked by a garden snake in their house.
Tea Time
Story by myevanescentself
Jane is on an adventure: the Queen's tea party. Dimwitted and more or less delusional, she finds her own ways to make this boring event more exciting!
The Seven Day Experiment
Story by OBLIVIAN
One man dares to defy logic and stay awake for one week. Will he make it or break it?