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Madazine : Come Again
Story by Scriptorius
An unusual end to a court hearing.
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Full Moon over Twentynine Palms
Story by JPYoung
Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...
18+
Miscommunication
Poem by KeithLankford
Simple miscommunication
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Once Upon a Lightyear
Story by robertmoons
A Short Alien Bedtime Story. An alien father reads a bedtime story to his son.
18+
The Fat Controllers: internet surveillance
Story by mudswimmer
Using certain words and phrases in emails could get you into big trouble. Here are some useful tips on what to avoid,.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
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His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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3 Men Go to Hell
Story by King
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Red Nail Polish
Story by majmaj
Tell Me Your Final Choice Ma'am: Do You Want A Red Nail Polish or My Marriage Certificate?
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Cockle-Doodle-Don't
Poem by Anthony E
A Children's Story (poem) about confidence and courage.
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Don't Mess With Momma
Poem by Anthony E
A short children's poem on bullying and a Momma's powerful love.
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Local Man Driven to Insanity From Lack of Things to Do!
Story by Aidan Wheeler
A (hopefully) relatable story about the lack of things to do at this time in quarantine!
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An Important Family
Story by Anthony E
An Important piece of writing.
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A Chicken, White Tack and a Chimney Sweep
Story by Ricks
Raphael Ravenscroft suddenly fires up and fills the speakers of the bedside digital clock. That riff. And what a riff. That infectious sound, a creation of pure genius by the coming together of ......
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Dead End at Holly Street
Story by stombell
Two boys discover more than they bargained for when they take a dark journey into the unknown.
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Tommy Noonan & the Summer of 84'
Story by Anthony E
The story is about the trials of growing up in 1984. It's part fiction-part observations.
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One of My Many Memories
Poem by supernova
A childhood memory.
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Trophies for Everyone?
Story by Anthony E
Satire regarding winning and winning.
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The Importance Of Seeing The Funny Side
Story by Scriptorius
A suggestion to ease the pressure on the health systems of our world.
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Cat Fight
Story by Despicable_Moi
Two bickering cats prepare to fight.
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The Village Fete 2012
Story by Jane Bean
Do you enjoy black humour? This is a seemingly innocuous tale, but wait for the twist!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Despicable_Moi
School time! No more self-distancing!
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The Big Deal
Story by Despicable_Moi
A little girl doesn't understand what "The big deal" is about the Apollo 11 landing.
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A World Wide Crime
Poem by Anthony E
Satire, focusing on football fanatics and how their passion can bypass real life and death problems.
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Artflicktion
Story by Benartflick
A brief look at two future movie stars before moving to Hollywood. Their names have been changed to make it impossible to guess who they are.
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Sharestrangethings.com: You Shall Smash
Story by Durandal
"I was told this was a website where I could report any strange experiences that I have had. Well, here I go. "-Dave Tompson
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Alone
Story by SJD ❤
No is messaging me back
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Worklessness
Story by Scriptorius
The advantages of being without work.
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THE STRANGE STORY OF PAVEL ONION AND SPOOKY LIL
Story by MaxMore
A true tale of mystery and strange happenings at an English school
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Solar
Story by magnamata
Two men witness the solar storms of 1859, known as the Carrington Event, while operating a telegraph communication hut.
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The Bird
Poem by scook5242
This poem is about a bird. But not just any bird . . . One who is NOT nice and one who causes mayhem wherever he finds himself. He's just, not your typical fun-loving, beautiful-singing bird.
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An Evening Out
Story by Scriptorius
A taxi driver helps a couple to enjoy an unusual evening.
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CARROT JUICE
Story by P. F.
A man's life gets destroyed by something he would never have been able to imagine in this comedy that exposes how the most unusual things are capable of overtaking someone's life.
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Saviour
Story by Scriptorius
A letter to Madazine indicates a way to save our world.
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THE LAST SANTELLI
Story by P. F.
This is a story about honor, and the fight against greed by a hard-working person; a fight all decent people have to wage at some time in their lives, and how one man risked everything.
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Old Money
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation between a bank cashier and a visitor.
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Weird, Wacky, and Wonderful
Story by Kiwi
A girl Wakes up in a knew weird land.
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Retail Psychology
Story by Scriptorius
Conversation in a shop.
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Glowing Dog
Story by MeckenzieV
My creative writing class assigned me the writing prompt: Glowing Dog. So, here’s what I came up with.
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Love Is in the Air
Poem by Kiwi
A small child on Valentines Day being skirmish.
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What's for Dinner?
Story by Michael Crawley
The tension and strife caused by the simple need to decide what to fix for dinner is the focus of this humorous look at relationships.
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Egg Custard
In a sleepy English village, Lavinia Wright gets an opportunity to show the women in her life what she's capable of, but when things don't got to plan, will she crumble or stand tall.
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From Diapers To Diapers In 61 Short Years
Story by SmileMaker
This is my Autobiography. All stories are 100% true. They happened to me! My name is SmileMaker. Perhaps you will see why when I wrote this. There are about 200 more stories to come.
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The Hidden Agenda
Story by unclemonty
Pompous Doctor is out witted by a little old Lady
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Madazine : Altercation
Story by Scriptorius
A sharp exchange in a writing forum.
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On the Buses
Story by aliyf123
Political satire inspired by Boris Johnson's model bus-making revelation
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Out of the Woods
Story by aliyf123
Brexit satire - a (hopefully!) amusing fairy tale for grown-ups
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Madazine : See Your Doctor
Story by Scriptorius
Dialogue between patient and doctor.
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The Great Bacon War
Story by Foxfox105
Based on a future true story. Think of it as a history book, except for the future after the incredible power of Bacon is discovered.
18+
New Trump Policy Aims to Send Low Income Families to the Mines
Story by vladislav155
In efforts to curb the U.S debt crisis.
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Carpe Diem
Story by TimTaylor
A man goes to see a doctor and hears he has 24 hours to live. He decides to live his last day to the full, abandoning all inhibitions.
PG
Confess
Story by HSuys
Birth of a third son (saying more would spoil)
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Madazine : The Appraisal
Story by Scriptorius
A man faces a discussion about his performance in the work place.
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The Exam
Waiting for my paper
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The Last President
Story by Vincent Murphy
Hi, I have written a satirical short story which i believe is in sync with our recent political past; present; and anticipates our exciting/frightening near future. Thanks
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Dog Park Identities
Story by casslyn27
A stay-at-home mom and her loyal dog have both lost something. Through uncomfortable experiences and adventures at the neighborhood dog park, mom and dog find their new identity.
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Madazine : As The Critics Saw It
Story by Scriptorius
Two different views of a musician's performance.
PG
The Summer I Got Pretty
Everything changed that summer