Funny Short Stories

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This poem is about a bird. But not just any bird . . . One who is NOT nice and one who causes mayhem wherever he finds himself. He's just, not your typical fun-loving, beautiful-singing bird.

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Out of Pocket

Story by Scriptorius

The final strange case for Judge Embert Wimple.

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Madazine : Third Message to Planet X

Story by Scriptorius

The latest on Madazine's interplanetary exchange.

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First Reply From Planet X to Emissary

Story by Scriptorius

More about Madazine's interplanetary exchanges.

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Bless Me

Story by DrPhilbilly

Dr. Philbilly is home alone when he realizes he may not be home alone after all.

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Can I have a bl*w job?

Story by Galaxian

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?

Story by Galaxian

If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.

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Men Don't Listen

Story by Galaxian

Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

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The Chili Fart

Story by Galaxian

'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

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Under the Covers

Story by Optimism101

What happens under the bedsheets?

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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)

Story by Galaxian

Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.

You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?

Story by Galaxian

If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.

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The Chili Fart

Story by Galaxian

'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

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Can I have a bl*w job?

Story by Galaxian

A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.

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Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?

Story by Galaxian

A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

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Halloween Knight Mares

Poem by KeithLankford

Knight Mares ride quickly Taking their prey Never forget When to sleep you lay

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Halloween Brew

Poem by KeithLankford

Withes flying in the night or burning brightly in firelight

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Underwriter

Poem by KeithLankford

The Underwriter typewriter and the dreaded writers block

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Lost Souls

Poem by KeithLankford

Lost souls found to be wandering in a graveyard

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Miscommunication

Poem by KeithLankford

Simple miscommunication

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Triumphant Rescue

Story by Donald R. Fletcher

The triumphant rescue of Caedmon the cat

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Anyway JJ Cale Blows

Story by HSuys

Find the songtitles

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(Tra-la-la)

Story by RSilver

comedy about a song

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Lucy

Story by Beckab48

It's a story about a girl named Lucy.

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Haircut 2.0

Story by HSuys

Home Scissor Saloon

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Gardenias from a Halloween Carnival

Story by JPYoung

A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...

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WHEN NATURE CALLS, LITERALLY

Story by JamesSprag

I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.

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Teeth

Story by cardiffstoryweaver

“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know. The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.

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Nicky Demo

Story by JPYoung

Too cool for school = too hot to handle...

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The Dream

Story by RSilver

A man who has a dream about hats and goes to the race track thinking about his dream

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West of Hong Kong, South of Macau

Story by JPYoung

An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...

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In a Bar Near the Sea

Story by HSuys

Tender bartender

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Full Moon over Twentynine Palms

Story by JPYoung

Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...

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strange weather

Story by LeCat127

There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.

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Copy/Paste

Story by SamizdatMcTasty

Romance flash fiction.

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The Wish

Story by SamizdatMcTasty

Flash fiction. Hope you enjoy!

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A New Home

Story by HSuys

They are homegrown

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The Lampwick Letters : Number Two

Story by Scriptorius

Request for a critique.

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Dialogue

Story by LeCat127

A random snippet of life and dialogue between an antisocial hairdresser and her bizarre great aunt

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When Leopards Laugh

Story by JPYoung

A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.

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Sunburn (Sundown Parody)

Poem by AaronTheRocker

Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.

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Wordsearch

Story by Scriptorius

Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.

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Whodunnit

Story by HSuys

Detective parody

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Funny Story About Cleaning the House

Story by HenryBrowning

Funny story about cleaning the house

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The Little Star Called Favorites

Musing by jeancommunicates

He is especially popular and you will agree.

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What Happened Again? (Part 5)

Story by Blitzø

Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)" (Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)

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What Happened Again? (Part 2)

Story by Blitzø

Continuing of "What Happened Again"! If you want to see part one it's by Lia_of_Oz

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What Happened Again? (Part 1)

Story by Despicable_Moi

Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"

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Dreams N' Other Stuff

Story by PuffyPancakes

Uh, what the title says. Its about dreams n' stuff.

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Hanging By a Thread with Lilah

Story by Anthony E

Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.

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Friend From the Future

Story by Amin_Ahmed

Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...

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Swapped

Story by Lyn

You've always been curious about the mind transfer machine your scientist father has been building in his basement lab, so one day when he isn't home you and your dog go downstairs to check it out.

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Who's there?

Story by ChrisPlato

An 'individual', alone in a house, reflecting on their life

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Impatient Patient

Story by Scriptorius

An Easter Egg With A Less Fattening Centre . . .

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A Space Play Production

Story by Lyn

I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!

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This Week We Look at Street Art

Story by Sean Hodgson

Podcaster interviews iconic street artist

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Pretty Perilous in Pink

Story by JPYoung

A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!

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Terminal Toys

Story by Lyn

A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...

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Uzzy Uts!

Story by JPYoung

An unwanted encounter with an annoying train passenger leads an office worker to his destiny with the leaders of the world.

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Golden Chance with a Silver Bullet

Story by JPYoung

A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.

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The Lottery Jackpot

Story by HSuys

What would you do?