Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
Shoulder Amazon Lily
Story by Shortmovieclip
She was shy untutored the right man never touched her. He's counting the bad petals love me-love me not. She smelled the begonia.He smiled she brushed him off her shoulder but felt so butterfly free
Day Blaze
Story by djreed7100
The Demographic Time Bomb
Story by Scriptorius
The latest revelations from the distinguished thinker, Sir Bertram Utterside.
Madazine : It’s the Thought That Counts
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale from the experiences of the editor's life.
Christmas With A Stranger
Story by Gary Tipping
It is Christmas, 1933, and Lucy embarks on a holiday with friends to Scotland, only to find herself having to be rescued by a handsome stranger.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Halloween Knight Mares
Poem by KeithLankford
Knight Mares ride quickly
Taking their prey
Never forget
When to sleep you lay
Gardenias from a Halloween Carnival
Story by JPYoung
A foxy femme funereal flips a fellow from fete to fate...
WHEN NATURE CALLS, LITERALLY
Story by JamesSprag
I have many funny short stories about travel, though one of my favorites to tell happened in the Serengeti.
Teeth
Story by cardiffstoryweaver
“Well, your father is right love. You can’t go around asking your friends to punch you in the face to knock a tooth out. The fairy will know.
The antics of a young likeable naughty boy.
West of Hong Kong, South of Macau
Story by JPYoung
An international private eye's assignment to the extremities...
Full Moon over Twentynine Palms
Story by JPYoung
Anything can happen during a full moon...and it usually does...
strange weather
Story by LeCat127
There's not really any way to describe what this is. It's just weirdness.
When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
Sunburn (Sundown Parody)
Poem by AaronTheRocker
Parody lyrics for the song "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
The Little Star Called Favorites
Musing by jeancommunicates
He is especially popular and you will agree.
What Happened Again? (Part 5)
Story by Blitzø
Continuing of "What Happened Again (Part 4)"
(Improved after messing up the first time, incase you have to reread it... >_<)
What Happened Again? (Part 2)
Story by Blitzø
Continuing of "What Happened Again"! If you want to see part one it's by Lia_of_Oz
What Happened Again? (Part 1)
Story by Despicable_Moi
Sitting at a bar, a man is intrigued to how a woman will respond to "What happened again?"
Hanging By a Thread with Lilah
Story by Anthony E
Looks or Artwork can be deceiving, don't jump to conclusions, and u gotta believe in the power of 7 year olds.
Friend From the Future
Story by Amin_Ahmed
Lily has a normal life until she finds a dimension between time. Jack has a normal life too until he meets Lily. Meet Jack and Lily and how they saved the end of the universe...
A Space Play Production
Story by Lyn
I wrote this play for a school project! Feedback welcome- encouraged, even!
Pretty Perilous in Pink
Story by JPYoung
A journalist believes a beautiful blonde is a vampire; the journalist's wife believes he's having an affair...both women wreak havoc!
Terminal Toys
Story by Lyn
A teenager's wish comes true and his toys begin to come to life! There's only one problem, one of his favorite toys was a tyrannosaurus rex. Let's just hope he doesn't show up...
Golden Chance with a Silver Bullet
Story by JPYoung
A mercenary is despatched to a terminal rendezvous with a jungle messiah believed to be a supernatural being.
Ships That Pass In The Night
Story by Scriptorius
Another offering from the best that Madazine has to offer.