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Madazine : The Node Bulletins : Number Five
Story by Scriptorius
It's tough to be a leader!
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Madazine : Hotting Up?
Story by Scriptorius
The latest insights into the state of our world by the foremost thinker of our time, Sir Bertram Utterside.
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Anyway JJ Cale Blows
Story by HSuys
Find the songtitles
15+
The Heartbreakers
Story by Malvius
The story of a father whose downfall comes from his own progeny. Surrealist, absurd, existentialist.
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Hilarious Painful Dream
I finally found love..... Just like the Hollywood movies

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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Back to School, Fools!!!
Story by Despicable_Moi
School time! No more self-distancing!

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Tardy
An old blusterer complains about younger people...
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Back Alley
Story by djreed7100
walking down alleys
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After the Flood
A different take on the Ark story...
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A Conversation With a Spider
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
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Urban Tumbleweeds
Story by djreed7100
Reasonably fair day to let it go
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Will It Go Round In Circles
Story by James Hold
Strange doings at the Preston residence.
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Multiple Organisms
Story by BellyBuster
Two people with multiple personalities meet and a relationships develops.
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dont turn on the light
Story by haleyhayseed
somethings there but nobody knows what it is
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Patience, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a beat down at the church house from none other than his wife.
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momentum
Story by djreed7100
motion catching motion
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Fortress
Story by djreed7100
3rd portion of story Saucy
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More
Story by djreed7100
segment 2
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Bullseye
Story by djreed7100
butterflies and fire
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Stolen Night
Story by djreed7100
Sun comes up....
PG
Detective Party
Story by BritneyGoldy
Lets just say..Its a detective party.
15+
A girl walks into a bar.....He He He.........!
Story by Duncan
A funny story, but yet witty with a little bit of dark humor
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This Is What Happens When I Get Tired...
Story by Bird
Due to popular demand (one comment) I have made another story.
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Burp
Story by djreed7100
tryth
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Dismay
Story by djreed7100
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
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This Is What Happens When I Get Bored...
Story by Bird
The title says it all. (this story makes no sense)
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
18+
Train Staton in Paris
Story by John Smith
Searched by the police
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In the end... It all DEPENDS, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Nothing works when you need it too!!!
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Goofing Around
Story by corycates
An interesting day of HIgh School
PG
There Was Once A Sheep
Poem by Simon Cowell
just a funny short poem I wrote lol hope you like
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Discards
Story by BarbaraEllen
A Fantasy - Maybe
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Watching
Story by jedd
A Tale of Man Scorned
15+
The Quest of High School Boys 2
Story by resie
Just another funny story from my series. If you haven't read my other two please do.
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A Letter For All Those I’ve Killed
Story by robertmoons
A serial killer considers suicide.
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I'm Blind, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a trip to Walmart with his family only to end in disaster and handcuffs.
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Manapause, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly treats a crick in his neck only to to be surprised at the remedy.
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Light Weight, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly faces off with an intruder inside his hotel room late at night.
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Mommy and her Son
Story by MzDiggy
rude
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10 Things Not To Do
Story by robertmoons
10 things not to do.
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Christmas With A Stranger
Story by Gary Tipping
It is Christmas, 1933, and Lucy embarks on a holiday with friends to Scotland, only to find herself having to be rescued by a handsome stranger.
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Black to the Past
Story by Zamininc
A story about George Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin, and Chris Dorner.
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Black to the Past
Story by Zamininc
A story about George Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin, and Chris Dorner.
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Summer Trip
Story by tjhlax
a Good Old fishing trip with a twist ending
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Lead Poison, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly's is almost shot by wife over practical joke.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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Fart away
Story by numan
be carefull of what you tell your kids
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Class Test
Story by PurpleDiggy
Mr. Bean Deserves Props
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Satan's Tour of Degenerates
Story by martinflemingak
Satan takes a documentary filmmaker through hell but it doesn't go as horrifying as Satan hoped.
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Cow Wars (Episode 1)
Story by andersonkidney
A brief story of a cow's revolution.
18+
Never Underestimate What Can Happen on a Snow Day and other things
Story by nellgwen
This is a little riff on a certain aspect of how a pop culture phenomenon came to be, according to me. But I dare anybody to disagree. There are also two little abservations here as well. One on ice cream, the other on a gal I met on the bus.
12+
Trying to Sell Magazines in the Ghetto
Story by redrobin62
Anyone remember their nerdy past? You know, those regrettable days when you bought cheerleader Rosie some candy and flowers thinking she'd marry you or calling the school bully "Fathead" because, well, he had a fat head? This story is sort of li