Funny Short Stories
Random Funny Short Stories
Madazine : First Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
Introducing Madazine's interplanetary exchanges.
Seafarer in Distress
Story by mudswimmer
A skilled conman joins a rusty tramp ship in New Zealand and wreaks havoc with the ship and its unsuspecting crew. A true story.
When Leopards Laugh
Story by JPYoung
A Rhodesian policeman explains to an English zoologist why leopards have a sense of humour.
Dead End at Holly Street
Story by stombell
Two boys discover more than they bargained for when they take a dark journey into the unknown.
Violet Eyes #2
Story by Bitter
The second chapter to my series! I hope you enjoy.
BTW I am very far ahead in writing my stories, so in the next hour, I will have
Ten of the chapters up, then upload once a week.
(I am doing thi
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
The Quest of High School Girls
Story by resie
Just some short funny mini stories I will be doing about high school boys and girls lives. It's so true that it's funny.
The Quest of High School Boys.
Story by resie
Just some short mini funny stories I will be doing about high school boys and girls lives. It's so true that it's funny.
The Tax Poem
Poem by Galaxian
Another amusing rhyming poem, similar to the previous, making humor out of the sad reality that is over-taxation.
Tax Everything Poem
Poem by Galaxian
An amusing rhyming poem making humor out of the sad reality that is over-taxation.
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
How men learned to lick frogs
Story by Izatech
A question came up in conversation, "How did men ever figure out that licking the backs of some frogs has a hallucinogenic effect?" The resulting consideration was written by Richard Ian.
Dragon Misadventure: An Awesome Medieval Story
Story by MimzieProject
An unlikely group of psychedelic strangers in search for the evil wizard, Cocainselot. They will embark on a misfit adventure encountering dragons and other weird stuff. Hooray!
Cowboy Boots and a Three-Dollar Bill
Story by Dragonskinner
Momma always took me with her when she was out and about. She chattered non-stop wherever we went. To say she was free-spirited and unconventional was an understatement. Sometimes, though, she gave me
THE STUPID 2
Story by palash
THE STUPID 2 IS A STORY ABOUT A STUPID OLD MAN AND A YAUNG MAN. READ AND ENJOY IT.
Say What?!
Story by 1mattiepattie
They say life is a like a box of chocolates but the question is. IS IT? Find out in this funny little story.
the stupid woman
Story by palash
story which u feel to read and to show other. a very funny stupid story of woman
my wild life
Story by jazzyboy
Never Use Wal-Mart's bathroom
Story by Teddie
This is a true story that has changed to be funnier because in real life it was awkward.
Battle Plan
Story by Teddie
See what happens when you mix two people who don't like each other and make them team up. Please comment.
Junk Mail, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly almost dies when attacked by a killer frog checking his mail.
Vegas Fail
Story by dedwards
I recently took a trip to Vegas. I drank too much....and this is what happened
The Bad Deal
Story by RonnieJ
Bad deals, we all make them from time to time. Hopefully, there's a lesson here that we can all learn, particularly those lucky enough to be husbands.
Midgets Driving
Story by jakeytv
Conspiracies
Story by RonnieJ
We've all heard them, some of them we even believe. This fact filled story is hopefully humorous and might leave you wondering.
The End of a Hermit
Story by RonnieJ
This is a cute story the whole family can enjoy. Hopefully, it will leave you with a smile!
The Drummer Boy
Story by RonnieJ
This historically accurate story is based on an old English folk song and is set during the Napoleonic Wars. It is more drama than funny and is a bit sad too.
A Thanksgiving wish from Canada
Story by robertmoons
An asteroid, cannibalism, and a Thanksgiving wish.
try riding
Story by RR-CHEN
A WITTY SOLDIER
Story by mknizam
The story is about some funny but witty activities of a soldier who returned from a war and was now homeless, so started wandering and raving over different places and experienced various types of int
Super Heroes NOW!
Story by robertmoons
Three costumed heroes who have no super powers will meet their biggest fan – an enthusiastic nine-year-old boy.
Classification
Story by Andy (Formerly Apemann)
An official tries to fit a man into a pigeon-hole...
Worst Day Ever
Story by Banananuggets
A character tries to have a normal day but everything possible happens to him.
Tricked By a twin
Story by shyguy2012
My sister told me that my brother and I were always getting into “monkeyshines.” She recalled an instance where Sence made a bargain with his brother. He declared I will throw my drum off the
I thought you were someone else...
Story by Live_life_fully
Though it may not be my best work, it is a story about a man and a wife! Wait to see what happens!
Once Upon a Lightyear
Story by robertmoons
A Short Alien Bedtime Story. An alien father reads a bedtime story to his son.
what would you do if you saw your crush with someone else
Story by sasa_sexy
what would you do if you saw your crush with someone else?
Violet Eyes #15
Story by Bitter
WOOP WOOP. #15!!
Remember to send character ideas, or whether Eli should be with Clara Rose or Scarlet to:
[email protected]
Violet Eyes #14
Story by Bitter
#14!!! Sorry it's a day late....
Also, NO ONE SENT PICTURES FOR THE CHARACTER CONTEST. I'm crushed. Just kidding. I've decided that anyone can send any character suggestions any time, and I might use
Violet Eyes #13
Story by Bitter
Number 13! Special ANNOUNCEMENT.
I need your help with a new character. Design a male or female character (has to be human) and draw a picture of them standing with your two favourite characters fro
Splish Splash
Story by Galaxian
Annina was a sweet new neighbor - until her bath habits took over...
Violet Eyes #11
Story by Bitter
Whoooo. Number 11!
Please enjoy!!!!! Also, email me telling me if you want Eli and Scarlet,
Or Eli and Clara Rose!
[email protected]