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The Fat Controllers: internet surveillance
Story by mudswimmer
Using certain words and phrases in emails could get you into big trouble. Here are some useful tips on what to avoid,.
PG
Dear Hilda
Story by SenseiRuinz
She never left...
PG
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
All Audiences
Why did you stop the car suddenly?!
Story by azimasri
A funny story about a man who hit other people car at the back.
All Audiences
Madazine : Fifth Message to Planet X
Story by Scriptorius
The latest from Dweedles, Madazine's own space traveller.

Most Favorited Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
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The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.

Top Funny Short Stories

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Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.

Most Viewed Funny Short Stories

PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Kung Fu Armadillo
Story by DrPhilbilly
A midnight encounter with an armadillo turns into a kung Fu battle.
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Short Circuit
Story by DrPhilbilly
when I was a teenager I was wrestling with my friend, and I was winning. Until his mom got involved.
All Audiences
KABOOM!, By Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Trying to earn some extra cash as a kid goes horribly wrong.
All Audiences
Halloween At WalMart
Story by DrPhilbilly
Minding my own business shopping at WalMart goes horribly wrong.
All Audiences
Bra Strap and Thong Showing
Story by kesharawr123
This was so embarrasing but funny
18+
That night was fun
Story by Aaronlime1
Drinking night
PG
Dear Hilda
Story by SenseiRuinz
She never left...
PG
Tila Tequila
Story by SingKYEE
a love story with obstacles
All Audiences
Rolls Royce of Toilets
Story by SingKYEE
A mythical battle between life and death
15+
So CHEWY
Story by SingKYEE
Life is one big story, Live it so you can tell it later. I live for the experiences.
PG
The D*** Dog
Story by pscho_blonde
A young boy gets in trouble for cussing and doesnt get what he wants for Christmas.To bad he doesnt know it.
15+
Little Old Lady
Story by Galaxian
A little old lady talks to a defence attorney about uncanny experience....
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Living in Hell
Story by Galaxian
A guy dies and finds himself in hell. All seems cool until.... Read this short story to find out.
PG
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And Then The Fight Started
Story by Galaxian
A married man gets into situations... and then the fight started.
18+
Woman's Visit to the Gynecologist
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke story where a woman visit's a gynecologist, who has something more in mind other than a breast examination.
15+
It's Funny Buying Condoms
Story by Galaxian
A man walks out laughing hysterically after buying condoms, but why?
15+
Soft and Hard
Story by Galaxian
Short story joke of a man bumping into a woman.
PG
The Unexpected Surrogate Photographer
Story by Galaxian
A photographer is mistaken for a potential surrogate father.
PG
Electricity for Prisoners
Story by Galaxian
Funny joke on what we should do with the forty thousand dollars a year housing cost for each prisoner.
15+
Blonde's Protective Computer Gear
Story by Galaxian
Office mischief when this blonde woman get's 'mistold' how to protect her computer.
15+
Girls of Today
Story by Galaxian
Replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.
All Audiences
Economic Models Explained With Cows
Story by Galaxian
An explanation of 24 economic models with cows.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Nightmare: Who's That Guy?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario for any guy.
12+
Rancher
Story by Galaxian
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Which Condom Size?
Story by Galaxian
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says...
12+
Better Than A Flu Shot
Story by Galaxian
Find out how something floating in a glass bowl on top of a Church Organ is better than a Flu Shot!
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
PG
Deer Roping
Story by Galaxian
An actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms.
12+
Sipping Vodka
Story by Galaxian
A new priest sips vodka to help nerves but has a little too much.
12+
The Drunken Irish Guy
Story by Galaxian
A drunken Irish guy and his wife the morning after.
12+
Will I see 80?
Story by Galaxian
Hillarious short story about an old person visiting his doctor and asking if he will see 80.
All Audiences
New Virus Alerts
Story by Galaxian
A funny guide to all the new wierd and whacky new viruses.
PG
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
Story by Galaxian
A quick funny short story about a farmer's daughters going on dates.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
15+
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
All Audiences
God Has Great Morning Breath
Story by Author Unknown
All Audiences
E-mail From God
Story by Author Unknown
Funny short story about an E-mail from God.
All Audiences
Dressing Up As Satan
Story by Author Unknown
All Audiences
PG
Christian Math
Story by Author Unknown
All Audiences
Boat Ride
Story by Author Unknown
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You Know You're a Mom When....
Story by Author Unknown
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Wanna Borrow A Jack
Story by Author Unknown
All Audiences
Ass and the Mule, The
Story by Author Unknown