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Madazine : No Space in Space
Story by Scriptorius
Yorkshire's own inventor, Kevin Spout, reveals his latest efforts to the astonished public.
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A TRIP to HELL
Story by J.B
A couple are travelling in Poland to a little-known peninsula - with very unexpected results.
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Madazine : It’s the Thought That Counts
Story by Scriptorius
Another tale from the experiences of the editor's life.
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ROACHES ARE A PAIN IN THE NECK
Story by Roberto Perez
IN THIS SHORT STORY, READERS WILL BE MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT A NEW REALITY IN NY. WHEN THEY COME TO A DREAMLAND.
15+
Brace for It!
Story by Anngem
A humorous take on one girl's strong belief that the apocalypse is a hoax and how her beliefs become a reality.

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
12+
Under the Covers
Story by Optimism101
What happens under the bedsheets?

Top Funny Short Stories

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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
12+
Men Don't Listen
Story by Galaxian
Proof men don't listen when this man uses the ladies room.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
18+
3 Men Go to Hell
Story by King
If you don't enjoy dark humour then stay away from this
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!

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Wordsearch
Story by Scriptorius
Another little ramble from Madazine's boss.
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Madazine : Calculus
Story by Scriptorius
Two great mathematicians battling it out.
15+
The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
PG
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
12+
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.

Latest Funny Short Stories

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Out
Another micro-fiction tale...
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Inspiration
Another of my micro-fiction stories
12+
Edited
More micro-fiction
12+
Are We There Yet?
Another micro-fiction story
15+
Absurd
A micro-fiction tale
15+
Noxious
Any dog owner should be able to relate to this story!
18+
Tardy
An old blusterer complains about younger people...
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Back Alley
Story by djreed7100
walking down alleys
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After the Flood
A different take on the Ark story...
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A Conversation With a Spider
A man, a spider and a revealing discussion ...
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Urban Tumbleweeds
Story by djreed7100
Reasonably fair day to let it go
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Will It Go Round In Circles
Story by James Hold
Strange doings at the Preston residence.
12+
Multiple Organisms
Story by BellyBuster
Two people with multiple personalities meet and a relationships develops.
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dont turn on the light
Story by haleyhayseed
somethings there but nobody knows what it is
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Patience, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a beat down at the church house from none other than his wife.
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momentum
Story by djreed7100
motion catching motion
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Fortress
Story by djreed7100
3rd portion of story Saucy
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More
Story by djreed7100
segment 2
18+
Bullseye
Story by djreed7100
butterflies and fire
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Stolen Night
Story by djreed7100
Sun comes up....
PG
Detective Party
Story by BritneyGoldy
Lets just say..Its a detective party.
15+
A girl walks into a bar.....He He He.........!
Story by Duncan
A funny story, but yet witty with a little bit of dark humor
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This Is What Happens When I Get Tired...
Story by Bird
Due to popular demand (one comment) I have made another story.
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Burp
Story by djreed7100
tryth
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Dismay
Story by djreed7100
15+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #3
Story by WannabeArora
WHAT!?!?! How is this happening to me? Can someone tell me what exactly is happening to me?
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This Is What Happens When I Get Bored...
Story by Bird
The title says it all. (this story makes no sense)
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #2
Story by WannabeArora
(if you have not read the 1 one I suggest doing so) My life taking a turn for the better? Sure. My life is really taking a turn for WEIRDER! What am I? Who am I? More importantly where did I leave my phone!?!
12+
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
18+
Train Staton in Paris
Story by John Smith
Searched by the police
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In the end... It all DEPENDS, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Nothing works when you need it too!!!
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Goofing Around
Story by corycates
An interesting day of HIgh School
PG
There Was Once A Sheep
Poem by Simon Cowell
just a funny short poem I wrote lol hope you like
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Discards
Story by BarbaraEllen
A Fantasy - Maybe
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Watching
Story by jedd
A Tale of Man Scorned
15+
The Quest of High School Boys 2
Story by resie
Just another funny story from my series. If you haven't read my other two please do.
15+
A Letter For All Those I’ve Killed
Story by robertmoons
A serial killer considers suicide.
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I'm Blind, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly takes a trip to Walmart with his family only to end in disaster and handcuffs.
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Manapause, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly treats a crick in his neck only to to be surprised at the remedy.
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Light Weight, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly faces off with an intruder inside his hotel room late at night.
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Mommy and her Son
Story by MzDiggy
rude
18+
10 Things Not To Do
Story by robertmoons
10 things not to do.
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Christmas With A Stranger
Story by Gary Tipping
It is Christmas, 1933, and Lucy embarks on a holiday with friends to Scotland, only to find herself having to be rescued by a handsome stranger.
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Black to the Past
Story by Zamininc
A story about George Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin, and Chris Dorner.
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Black to the Past
Story by Zamininc
A story about George Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin, and Chris Dorner.
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Summer Trip
Story by tjhlax
a Good Old fishing trip with a twist ending
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Lead Poison, by Dr. Philbilly
Story by DrPhilbilly
Dr. Philbilly's is almost shot by wife over practical joke.
18+
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
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Fart away
Story by numan
be carefull of what you tell your kids