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Boat Ride
Story by Author Unknown
The Writing Bureau
Story by mudswimmer
A fake letter left in a writing bureau brings two people together, but there are other unforseen consequences.
From Diapers To Diapers In 61 Short Years
Story by SmileMaker
This is my Autobiography. All stories are 100% true. They happened to me!
My name is SmileMaker. Perhaps you will see why when I wrote this. There are about 200 more stories to come.
Most Favorited Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Top Funny Short Stories
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
Most Viewed Funny Short Stories
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Classification
Story by Andy (Formerly Apemann)
An official tries to fit a man into a pigeon-hole...
Worst Day Ever
Story by Banananuggets
A character tries to have a normal day but everything possible happens to him.
Tricked By a twin
Story by shyguy2012
My sister told me that my brother and I were always getting into “monkeyshines.” She recalled an instance where Sence made a bargain with his brother. He declared I will throw my drum off the
I thought you were someone else...
Story by Live_life_fully
Though it may not be my best work, it is a story about a man and a wife! Wait to see what happens!
Once Upon a Lightyear
Story by robertmoons
A Short Alien Bedtime Story. An alien father reads a bedtime story to his son.
what would you do if you saw your crush with someone else
Story by sasa_sexy
what would you do if you saw your crush with someone else?
Violet Eyes #15
Story by Bitter
WOOP WOOP. #15!!
Remember to send character ideas, or whether Eli should be with Clara Rose or Scarlet to:
[email protected]
Violet Eyes #14
Story by Bitter
#14!!! Sorry it's a day late....
Also, NO ONE SENT PICTURES FOR THE CHARACTER CONTEST. I'm crushed. Just kidding. I've decided that anyone can send any character suggestions any time, and I might use
Violet Eyes #13
Story by Bitter
Number 13! Special ANNOUNCEMENT.
I need your help with a new character. Design a male or female character (has to be human) and draw a picture of them standing with your two favourite characters fro
Splish Splash
Story by Galaxian
Annina was a sweet new neighbor - until her bath habits took over...
Violet Eyes #11
Story by Bitter
Whoooo. Number 11!
Please enjoy!!!!! Also, email me telling me if you want Eli and Scarlet,
Or Eli and Clara Rose!
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Violet Eyes #10
Story by Bitter
There, chapter 10. Now I will continue to post these stories once a week on
Monday. Enjoy!
Please, tell me what you think, and even leave your suggestions:
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Violet Eyes #9
Story by Bitter
Part 9, I you didnt notice from the title.
Email me
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Violet Eyes #5
Story by Bitter
Fourth in le series. NOTE: read the first four, you'll get it.
Email me
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Violet Eyes #4
Story by Bitter
Fourth part to my series!
Okay, you know the drill. I'm putting up 10 chapters today, then continuing
Weekly.
Email me:
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Violet Eyes #3
Story by Bitter
The third part of my series! I'm going to upload the first 10 chapters
Today, for your benefit.
(I want the readers to have a say in the story; I am too far ahead to
Wait 15 weeks until I write ag
Violet Eyes #2
Story by Bitter
The second chapter to my series! I hope you enjoy.
BTW I am very far ahead in writing my stories, so in the next hour, I will have
Ten of the chapters up, then upload once a week.
(I am doing thi
Violet Eyes #1
Story by Bitter
Sorry, I had a problem when I uploaded this the first time.
This story is based on a dream I had.
ENJOY! EMAIL YOUR COMMENTS WHETHER I SHOULD CONTINUE THIS SERIES:
[email protected]
Two Crocodiles
Story by Galaxian
Worst First Date Story Ever
Story by Galaxian
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!
Dog Trouble
Story by hayburn33
On a hot summer day, Scruffy is badly in need of a cooling bathe in the river. Unfortunately, he's attached to a lead.
Grandma's Bible
Story by mudswimmer
Grandma's Bible accompanies a young seafarer on his travels but does he read it as closely as he vows to?
Top of the Class
Story by mudswimmer
Staying late to help the school’s janitor, we heard a general knowledge quiz on the radio. Later, a teacher gives us a test and the questions appear familiar. Do we own up or milk it?
OOPS. pt.1
Story by Poet
Okay, the speech is WAY confusing, but it is fine, please don't stress and read it over and over again!
Our School's Anti-Bullying Campaign
Story by mudswimmer
The top juniors at Martin Bormann Academy are the target of young bullies from St.Beckhams. But Mr Lockjaw, an ex-Army sniper turned teacher, has a non PC solution.
Being born with the wrong skin
Story by digitalman78
A British Black man feels he was born to the wrong culture, he came to Canada as a kid and he grew up in mostly white community. This story is fictional and the personality of myself. So I hope I get
The Boy and His Penguin
Story by Irwin_Wylie
A story about how a boy freed his penguin pal. Get action-packed half-way through.
Sukoshi kimyō mikisan (Strange Little Miki)
Story by xXPontaXx
This story is a about a funny little person name Miki. Miki is a 19 year old girl that appears to look only 8. Join us & follow Miki's strange little journey through College!
Ben and Mia
Story by Poet
Ben and Mia.
Ben likes Mia, but other stuff occurs, that you wouldn't expect. lol, it is random and probably would never hapen! THANKS! rate, please.
The Writing Bureau
Story by mudswimmer
A fake letter left in a writing bureau brings two people together, but there are other unforseen consequences.
what am i doing now??!!!
Story by fuzzykitten4416
The School Concert
Story by mudswimmer
The kids planned to end the school concert with a big showstopping number but a chain of rather unfortunate events stop the show.
What God made
Story by mgirlrox
A Trip to the Zoo
Story by mudswimmer
Miss Battleaxe warns the kids to be on their best behaviour while visiting the zoo, but she is the one who ends up in big trouble