Funny Short Stories
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The Swallower of Souls
Story by Chris Thompson
In a nursing home, there is a cat who always knows when a guest is about pass on from this world.
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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
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Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
His First Time
Story by Galaxian
Funny story about a young guy who tells his parents about his first time, with a very funny twist at the end.
The Life Of A Teen-Aged Mess #1
Story by WannabeArora
My life is pretty simple. I go to Good will middle. I'm in eighth grade. I have a best friend, and had a boyfriend. So yeah my life is perfect, right? WRONG!!!!! My name is Nicole Blake I'm 14 years old and my life is a MESS!!!
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The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Story by Galaxian
Funny short story about a woman who visits the gynecologist, but unwittingly made preparations that she didn't intend.
You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day?
Story by Galaxian
If you think you're having a bad day, wait until you read this funny short story.
The Chili Fart
Story by Galaxian
'The Chili Fart' is a funny short story about the misfortunes of a guy who had a bad stomach after eating some chili. Reading is a guaranteed laugh.
Can I have a bl*w job?
Story by Galaxian
A nightmare scenario ensues when this guy asks his girlfriend for something cheeky outside of her family home.
Why Is There an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree?
Story by Galaxian
A funny Christmas Story where Santa feels the frustrations of being Father Christmas.
Latest Funny Short Stories
Violet Eyes #10
Story by Bitter
There, chapter 10. Now I will continue to post these stories once a week on
Monday. Enjoy!
Please, tell me what you think, and even leave your suggestions:
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Violet Eyes #9
Story by Bitter
Part 9, I you didnt notice from the title.
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Violet Eyes #5
Story by Bitter
Fourth in le series. NOTE: read the first four, you'll get it.
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Violet Eyes #4
Story by Bitter
Fourth part to my series!
Okay, you know the drill. I'm putting up 10 chapters today, then continuing
Weekly.
Email me:
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Violet Eyes #3
Story by Bitter
The third part of my series! I'm going to upload the first 10 chapters
Today, for your benefit.
(I want the readers to have a say in the story; I am too far ahead to
Wait 15 weeks until I write ag
Violet Eyes #2
Story by Bitter
The second chapter to my series! I hope you enjoy.
BTW I am very far ahead in writing my stories, so in the next hour, I will have
Ten of the chapters up, then upload once a week.
(I am doing thi
Violet Eyes #1
Story by Bitter
Sorry, I had a problem when I uploaded this the first time.
This story is based on a dream I had.
ENJOY! EMAIL YOUR COMMENTS WHETHER I SHOULD CONTINUE THIS SERIES:
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Two Crocodiles
Story by Galaxian
Worst First Date Story Ever
Story by Galaxian
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!
Dog Trouble
Story by hayburn33
On a hot summer day, Scruffy is badly in need of a cooling bathe in the river. Unfortunately, he's attached to a lead.
Grandma's Bible
Story by mudswimmer
Grandma's Bible accompanies a young seafarer on his travels but does he read it as closely as he vows to?
Top of the Class
Story by mudswimmer
Staying late to help the school’s janitor, we heard a general knowledge quiz on the radio. Later, a teacher gives us a test and the questions appear familiar. Do we own up or milk it?
OOPS. pt.1
Story by Poet
Okay, the speech is WAY confusing, but it is fine, please don't stress and read it over and over again!
Our School's Anti-Bullying Campaign
Story by mudswimmer
The top juniors at Martin Bormann Academy are the target of young bullies from St.Beckhams. But Mr Lockjaw, an ex-Army sniper turned teacher, has a non PC solution.
Being born with the wrong skin
Story by digitalman78
A British Black man feels he was born to the wrong culture, he came to Canada as a kid and he grew up in mostly white community. This story is fictional and the personality of myself. So I hope I get
The Boy and His Penguin
Story by Irwin_Wylie
A story about how a boy freed his penguin pal. Get action-packed half-way through.
Sukoshi kimyō mikisan (Strange Little Miki)
Story by xXPontaXx
This story is a about a funny little person name Miki. Miki is a 19 year old girl that appears to look only 8. Join us & follow Miki's strange little journey through College!
Ben and Mia
Story by Poet
Ben and Mia.
Ben likes Mia, but other stuff occurs, that you wouldn't expect. lol, it is random and probably would never hapen! THANKS! rate, please.
The Writing Bureau
Story by mudswimmer
A fake letter left in a writing bureau brings two people together, but there are other unforseen consequences.
what am i doing now??!!!
Story by fuzzykitten4416
The School Concert
Story by mudswimmer
The kids planned to end the school concert with a big showstopping number but a chain of rather unfortunate events stop the show.
What God made
Story by mgirlrox
A Trip to the Zoo
Story by mudswimmer
Miss Battleaxe warns the kids to be on their best behaviour while visiting the zoo, but she is the one who ends up in big trouble
how to be an ahmazing parent!!
Story by mgirlrox
The stench of cheddar
Story by aranohare
about a polar bear that wants to go to the moon in search of it's cheese
Four Moorings and a Fiasco
Story by mudswimmer
Proud owner of scruffy yacht goes in search of a suitable mooring. Each mooring is a disaster but a useful 'learning experience'; one that is mainly confined to the amount of jargon sailing folk use.
I want to be Captain
Story by mudswimmer
A sailing holiday around the Greek islands gradually turns into a nightmare. Essential reading for those planning a sailing holiday with friends.
Jonjo and the Turf Thieves
Story by mudswimmer
An Irish farmer keeps having his turf stolen but discovers an unusual and effective way to deter the thieves. Based on a true event.
ONE NIGHT STANDS
Story by rockstar11
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR.
I’ve had one or two...hundred…and they’ve come in all different
HOW TO TAME A COUGAR
Story by rockstar11
Cougars are amazing because the have zero expectation. They’ve already dealt with a ton of assholes just like you throughout they’re lonely, asshole filled lives, and now that they’re a little b
Buddy the Rat.
Story by Poet
Actually a story. (:
Rate, Please, Please. PLEASE. haha. Thanks, guuys.
But, it is kinda a poem, yuuh know.
The Fat Controllers: internet surveillance
Story by mudswimmer
Using certain words and phrases in emails could get you into big trouble.
Here are some useful tips on what to avoid,.
Am I stupid?
Story by SimpleJoy
Funny for all ages of a boy being told he is stupid by all family! :)
Princess Tuna and the Big Decision
Story by mudswimmer
Princess Tuna has a big marriage decision to make. A kid's story for adults or an adult story for kids?
New Neighbours at Number 13: An Occasional Diary
Story by mudswimmer
The new neighbours are a complete mystery and make no attempt to communicate with the rest of us. A story with a secret to uncover and a twist at the end.
Olé! Olé! Olé!
Story by mudswimmer
A souvenir poster advertising a bull fight inspires a childhood ambition to visit the Spanish town one day. The chance presents itself during a package holiday, but things are not quite as expected.
Seafarer in Distress
Story by mudswimmer
A skilled conman joins a rusty tramp ship in New Zealand and wreaks havoc with the ship and its unsuspecting crew. A true story.
Victor Ludorum RIP
Story by mudswimmer
Young Victor Ludorum met his death at the school in many sad, violent and implausible ways. But who was Victor Ludorum? Did he ever exist?